It was darren's birthday yesterday! we went to this Jap restaurant at Juring West something club. The swimming pool is super cool lah, its like wild, wild, wet, but a cheaper version. But its still so cool! Auntie Susan, Uncle Dante and Auntie Steph joined us. Dots said she saw a cockroach crawl into the car from the carpark. So she hopped and shuffled and squeezed into the already filled up car of auntie susans. On the way we were telling jokes. Here's mine:
1) from Esther's Senior:
In a pencil case, there are 4 pencils. 3 males and 1 female.
the female got pregnant. Which Male pencil impregnant her?
The one without the rubber
2)from Esther:
Whats the difference between the sound that a man who jumps from
the 4th, 14th and 40th storey makes?
40th : Ahhh... Ahhh... Ahhh.... Piak 14th : Ahhhhh...... Piak 4th : Piak ah.......
If you didnt get that one, you have absolutely no sense of humour.
3)Last one From Justina's Magazine :
There was this man and this blonde. The man thought the blonde was cute and wanted to start a conversation. So he said: If you can't answer a question of mine, you'll have to give me 5 bucks. If i cant answer a question of yours, i'll give you 100 bucks.' The blonde agreed. So the man asked her a very simple question ( i cant rememeber what it is) . She looked at him, took out 5 bucks and gave it to him. It was her turn. She went ' what goes up the hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?' The man thought and thought. He couldn't get it. So he took out 100 bucks and passed it to the blonde. He then said ' By the way, what's the answer to that question?' the blonde looked at him, took out 5 bucks and gave it to him. :D
Pretty lame lah, but hey, that's what gets people laughing.
